Gesucht werden Witze nach dem Motto „XYZ walks into a bar“.

• A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'
• A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, „How about a drink?“ The bartender says, „Sure, the toilet is right down the hall.“
• A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, „Wanna hear a good joke?“ The corn stalk says, „I'm all ears!“
• A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
• An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.
• An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, club, nightclub, pub, watering hole, katy perry, lady gaga
• A TCP packet walks in to a bar and says „I want a beer“, barman says „you want a beer?“, and the TCP packet says „yes, a beer“.
• „Do you have the flux compensator I asked you for?“ - „Yes, here you are.“ - A man walks into a bar to see a friend.